America First Rally: MAGA Mania Returns

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Plays Host to US Reps Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz At Rally

Saturday July 17th 2021 – Holmesburg, Philadelphia From Stand For Better

It turns out you can’t keep two MAGA maniacs down as United States Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz hold their “America First” rally.

Following California’s refusal to host the dynamic duo’s “America First” rally, United States Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz were spirited away to their new rally site, Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Holmesburg, Philadelphia where they held their event in front of adoring MAGA crowds. Not surprising, the location, famous for Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s Trump campaign press event, was wildly sucessful for the two and their fanatic followers.

Trump to the Rescue America First Rally

Frustrated by California’s aversion to QAnon and racism, Greene and Gaetz reached out to former President Trump for his assistance. Trump sprung into action and dispatched his 1970’s vintage Trump Airlines Boeing 727 to pick up the pair to transport them to the new rally location. “We are appreciative of the President sending one of his planes to pick me and my pal Greene up,” said Gaetz. “We totally traveled in style, however, the plane did smell of BRUT Cologne and cigarettes.”

MAGA MANIA

The event went without a hitch. The crowd was not disappointed as Greene and Gaetz performed their new routine with such hits as “Jewish Space Lasers and You,” “QAnon: Why the Kool-Aid is Oh-So-Good,” “How to Get JFK Jr. At YOUR Rally,” and finally “17 Reasons For Lowering The Age of Consent.” The crowd totally seemed to dig it. “Wow I had no idea JFK Jr could show up at my QAnon Pot Luck,” Betty from Allentown PA commented.

BRUT Cologne and the MAGA Agenda

The crowd seemed to love the Gaetz-Greene duo, especially the scent. “Man the duo was great,” Don from Miami commented after re-arranging his flight to see the pair. “I was so close to the podium, I could really smell BRUT Cologne. It was overpowering. I know Representative Gaetz is a real lady’s man, so maybe he was the one wearing it. If BRUT Cologne is part of the MAGA agenda, I’m in!”