Ron DeSantis, Governor of Florida, and U.S. Rep Lauren Boebert Announce New Joint Venture
August 2, 2021, Tallahassee Florida: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Spread The Delta Variant On The High Seas In Style: Governor Ron DeSantis
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and U.S. Rep Lauren Boebert announced at a press conference today their new joint venture: DeathSantis Cruise Lines. DeathSantis Cruise Lines is unique in that masks are prohibited, as well as vaccinated customers. “We saw in the news that Basilico’s Pasta e Vino eatery in Huntington Beach, California prohibited people that were vaccinated. With that in mind, we knew we had to follow suit,” DeSantis said.
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Ron DeSantis and Boebert The Republican Dynamic Duo
Reporters asked what brought them together. Governor Ron DeSantis was quick to answer: “Boebert brings the best of the MAGA agenda: Guns and Ignorance. I’ve always appreciated that she likes to don a side-arm but ditches the mask. On DeathSantis Cruise lines, we think it’s a patron’s choice to wear guns as well as spread COVID-19,” DeSantis noted.
The USS DeathSantis: Q Of The High Seas
The dynamic duo revealed their flagship, The USS DeathSantis. Built to spread QAnon, COVID-19, and bring sedition to various ports in the U.S., Governor Ron DeSantis noted that this will be the perfect vessel to spread QAnon. “Look we think of this ship as a giant Super Spreader of all things MAGA. It will bring together the best and the brightest which isn’t saying much, so I will feel right at home!” commented Boebert.” “We fully expect Robert Kennedy Jr. to show up to Captain’s Dinner Night,” she added.
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Boebert As Cruise Director On Maiden Voyage
Boebert said, “I always liked watching re-runs of the 1970’s show The Love Boat. I could relate to the cruise director Julie McCoy on the show. She didn’t have a clue, and since I don’t have a clue what I’m up to in Congress, I knew I’d be the perfect Cruise Director for DeathSantis Cruise Lines. Ron DeSantis concurred, “She certainly isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.”
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