Rep Matt Gaetz and Rudy Giuliani Announce New Business Venture: #GaetzCream
Sunday July 18, 2021: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Indoctrinate Your Kids With MAGA and QAnon With An Ice Cream Cone
Rudy Giuliani and Matt Gaetz Form Gaetz Cream
Following his banning from Fox News, Attorney to the MAGA Stars Rudy Giuliani joins forces with Rep. Matt Gaetz to form #GaetzCream. Taking the neighborhood ice cream truck to the next level, #GaetzCream sports its own special brand of ice cream called “17 Flavors.” Sure to be a hit with the MAGA folks, this new ice cream delivery service promises lots of smiles on a hot summer day.
The MAGA Agenda, Rudy Giuliani, Rep. Matt Gaetz and Ice Cream
Rudy Giuliani, no longer able to spread The Big Lie on Fox News, stated: “#GaetzCream is the epitome of the MAGA agenda. We are teaching kids and high schoolers that you can enjoy ice cream on a hot summer day, spread the Delta variant as well as The Big Lie.”
Rudy also added: “We expect this to do particularly well in areas that watch Fox News. We did a test run in front of The White House, but that didn’t seem to go over so well. Therefore, we intend to focus our efforts on the areas of the country that enjoy sedition.”
Rudy Giuliani Driving More Than The Big Lie
Matt Gaetz asked right away, “It’s important that I personally hand out the ice cream to the kids, so someone has to drive the truck.” Rudy, being a MAGA team player jumped right in. “Firstly, I love to drive big things, like The Big Lie, so why not drive a big ice cream truck” Rudy noted.
“I did find that driving made me nervous so on my first day I began sweating profusely behind the wheel. This kid ran up to me with a MAGA hat and said, “Hey Mister, is that chocolate dripping down your face? Finally, I knew the kids would be entertained.”
17 Flavors:
In addition, Rudy Giuliani noted that the 17 Flavors will be unique to the ice cream venture. Formulated with ice cream loving seditionists in mind, #GaetzCream will be sure to bring a smile to the face of The Big Lie and QAnon believers alike. 17 flavors is just what a hot summer day, due to Global Warming, calls for.
- Covid Colada
- Sedition Strawberry
- Teen Spirit
- Gang Greene Delight
- Trump Orange
- Not So Vanilla
- Sex Trafficking Sinnamon
- Vaccine Vanilla
- Fauci Ouchi
- Rudy Rose
- Pence Punch
- Adderall Apple
- DeathSantis Dark Fudge
- MAGA Madness Strawberry
- Apprentice Apricot
- Jim Jones Kool Aid
- QAnon Crunch
Rep Matt Gaetz and Rudy Giuliani Announce New Business Venture: #GaetzCream
Sunday July 18, 2021: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Indoctrinate Your Kids With MAGA and QAnon With An Ice Cream Cone
US Representative Matt Gaetz and MAGA Attorney to the stars Rudy Giuliani announce their joint business venture #GaetzCream. Taking the neighborhood ice cream truck to the next level, #GaetzCream sports its own special brand of ice cream called “17 Flavors.” Sure to be a hit with the MAGA folks, this new ice cream delivery service promises lots of smiles on a hot summer day.
The MAGA Agenda, Matt Gaetz, Rudy Giuliani and Ice Cream
Coming back from his success at his Riverside #MAGAMania rally, Representative Matt Gaetz stated: “#GaetzCream is the epitome of the MAGA agenda. We are teaching kids and high schoolers that you can enjoy ice cream on a hot summer day and spread the Delta variant of COVID-19 as well.” Gaetz also added: “We expect this to do particularly well in areas that are buying into “The Big Lie.” We have actually done a test run in front of The White House, but that didn’t seem to go over so well. We intend to focus our efforts on the areas of the country that enjoy sedition.”
17 Flavors:
17 Flavors will be unique to the ice cream venture. Formulated with ice cream loving seditionists in mind, #GaetzCream will be sure to bring a smile to the face of The Big Lie and QAnon believers alike. 17 flavors is just what a hot summer day, due to Global Warming, calls for.
- Covid Colada
- Sedition Strawberry
- Teen Spirit
- Gang Greene Delight
- Trump Orange
- Not So Vanilla
- Sex Trafficking Sinnamon
- Vaccine Vanilla
- Fauci Ouchi
- Rudy Rose
- Pence Punch
- Adderall Apple
- DeathSantis Dark Fudge
- MAGA Madness Strawberry
- Apprentice Apricot
- Jim Jones Kool Aid
- QAnon Crunch